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October 2025

Don’t Demolish Trump’s Monstrosity. Demolition is for cowards.
Convert it into “The Trumpsonian,” an immersive anti-monument that preserves the truth of the Trump era and reminds would-be kings that America bows to…
Bulldozing History: Trump’s $300 M White House Ego Wing
He’s literally tearing down the White House East Wing to build a Trump-branded ballroom-erasing history in real time. It’s the latest salvo in a war on…
The Pentagon Goes Dark: The E-Ring Just Ratioed the First Amendment
The vibe shift is terminal. When the War Machine ghosts the truth, the resistance has to get weird. Welcome to the blackout.
Yellow Seas, No Masters: Dispatch from the No Kings Uprising
Inside America’s Largest Pro-Democracy Protest – and the Cultural Resistance Movement Built to Outlast It.
The Algorithmic Guillotine: How the Billionaire Boys Club is Privatizing Reality
The Mainstream Media is compromised, the feed is poisoned, and the truth is being memory-holed. If we don’t keep the receipts, the coming Digital Dark…
Obsessively Fact Checked. Meticulously Sourced. Wickedly Funny. Objectively Terrifying.
Our four-part manifesto for navigating the collapse of reality. This isn’t a museum - It’s a savage, satirical reality anchor in a sea of weaponized…
What Future Will We Build: Truth, Tyranny, or TikTok?
While Trump rewrites history in real time, one pop-up museum dares to scream the truth into the algorithm. Join the conspiracy.
The Simulation is Glitching: Brain Rot, Retcons, and the Savage Fight for the Narrative
The Algorithm is poisoned, the NPCs are rewriting the history books, and the only way to stop this fascist vibe shift is to main-line the raw, uncut…

September 2025

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