Welcome to The Trumpsonian. We’ve Got Receipts.
You can feel it, can’t you? The low-grade fever of a nation being gaslit into a coma. History is being rewritten by a grifter with a Sharpie while the charlatans in charge try to scrub the Smithsonian clean of any inconvenient truths. They call it “patriotic education”; we call it what it is: a goddamn heist of the American story.
The old guardians of truth? Asleep at the wheel, choking on “both sides” platitudes while Steve Bannon floods the zone with pure, grade-A bullshit.
So we decided to do the only sane thing you can do in an insane world. We decided to fight the fire with a carnival.
Welcome to The Trumpsonian, a pop-up museum of American absurdity. This is our act of cultural resistance—an immersive, satirical, and brutally honest chronicle of the chaos. We’re building a monument to the madness, a cathedral of grift with a golden toilet for an altar, a Ketchup-Splattered TV Room for catharsis, and a VR trip straight into the heart of the January 6th insurrection.
This isn’t your grandmother’s museum; it’s a goddamn warning.
Why Subscribe?
This newsletter is our dispatch from the front lines. It’s the blueprint, the bar napkin sketches, and the late-night manifestos that fuel this glorious, unhinged project. We’re pulling back the curtain on what it takes to build a weaponized museum in the middle of a culture war.
You’re not just a reader; you’re a co-conspirator. By subscribing, you get:
Behind-the-Scenes Dispatches: Watch us build the exhibits and argue over the proper sheen for a Top Secret toilet.
Unfiltered Commentary: Our raw take on the political circus, free from the censors and the soul-crushing centrism of traditional media.
First Dibs on the Grift: Get early access to our darkly satirical donor rewards—from a personalized “Covfefe Tweet” to a “Presidential Pardon”.
A Dose of Sanity: Proof that you’re not the only one who sees the madness for what it is.
The hour is late. The bastards are tireless. But the truth still has teeth if you’re willing to bite.
Subscribe. Join the conspiracy. History is watching, and we’re taking goddamn notes.
